ؼا ؿ ب نؽ ع ث ؿبؼد کؽظ كبكؽا کؽظ ع. آ ب نؽ ع ث گؽكز قبػذ انیبء هی زی كبكؽا کؽظ ع. ب ر ب پ بی

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1 2012 June, داستانهای کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی 0 The Loan Two friends, Sam and Mike, were riding on a bus. Suddenly the bus stopped and bandits got on. The bandits began robbing the passengers. They were taking the passengers jewelry and watches. They were taking all their money, too. Sam opened his wallet and took out twenty dollars. He gave the twenty dollars to Mike Why are you giving me this money? Mike asked Last week I didn t have any money, and you loaned me twenty dollars, remember? Sam said. Yes, I remember, Mike said. " I m paying you back, Sam said هؽ ظ ظ قذ ث ب بی قب بیک ظؼ زب كبكؽد ظؼ ار ث ث ظ ع. بگ ب ار ث ر هق کؽظ یک ظقز ؼا ؿ اؼظ ار ث نع ع. ؼا ؿ ب نؽ ع ث ؿبؼد کؽظ كبكؽا کؽظ ع. آ ب نؽ ع ث گؽكز قبػذ انیبء هی زی كبكؽا کؽظ ع. ب ر ب پ بی داستان کوتاه انگلیسی ی گؽكز ع از 50 ب بیش شاملاؾ آ. كبكؽا ؼا یؿ قب کیق پ ض ظ ؼا ثبؾ ظ ثیكذ ظالؼ اؾ آ ثیؽ آ ؼظ. ا ای ثیكذ ظالؼ ؼا ث بیک ظاظ. بیک پؽقیع 6»چؽا ای پ ؼا ث ی ظ ی «قب خ اة ظاظ 6»یبظد ی آیع لز گػنز هزی پ عانز ر ث ثیكذ ظالؼ هؽ ظاظی «بیک گلذ 6»ث یبظ. كذ.«قب گلذ 6» ظاؼ پ ذ ؼا پف ی ظ..ضب خ ا ی ظؼ قب ا زظبؼ كؽ ظگب ی ثؿؼگ زظؽ اػال ثؽای ق اؼ نع ث اپی ب ث ظ As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. ثبیع قبػبد ؾیبظی ؼ ثؽای ق اؼ نع ث اپی ب قپؽی یکؽظ رب پؽ اؾ اپی ب عد ؾیبظی ع ث ظ..پف ر ی گؽكذ ی کزبة ثطؽ... ثب طب ؼ زبة اي عد ؼ ثگػؼ..ا ی ط ؼ ی پبکذ نیؽی ی ضؽیع She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace..ا ضب هكذ ؼ ی ي ع ی ؼاززی ظؼ هك زی ک ط و اكؽاظ ث ظ. رب ثب ضیب ؼازذ اقزؽازذ ک کزبثه ثط Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. ک بؼ ظقزم.ا خبیی ک پبکذ نیؽی ی ال ث ظ.ی آهبیی هكذ ؼ ی ي ع ی ک بؼل نؽ ع کؽظ ث ض ع د ای ک ثب ض ظل.. آ ؼظ ث ظ When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring! هزی ضب ا ی نیؽی ی ؼ اؾ ر پبکذ ثؽظانذ..آهب ی ظ ؼظانذ..ضب ػ جب ی نع ی ث ؼ ي ض ظل یب ؼظ..كو پیم ض ظل كکؽ کؽظ ای یبؼ ػدت ؼ یی ظاؼ..اگ زب ز ي ظانز زكبثی زب ه یگؽكز For each cookie she took, the man took one too. 0 : گردآوری 6/4/2012

2 1 The Loan Two friends, Sam and Mike, were riding on a bus. Suddenly the bus stopped and bandits got on. The bandits began robbing the passengers. They were taking the passengers jewelry and watches. They were taking all their money, too. Sam opened his wallet and took out twenty dollars. He gave the twenty dollars to Mike Why are you giving me this money? Mike asked Last week I didn t have any money, and you loaned me twenty dollars, remember? Sam said. Yes, I remember, Mike said. " I m paying you back, Sam said هؽ ظ ظ قذ ث ب بی قب بیک ظؼ زب كبكؽد ظؼ ار ث ث ظ ع. بگ ب ار ث ر هق کؽظ یک ظقز ؼا ؿ اؼظ ار ث نع ع. ؼا ؿ ب نؽ ع ث ؿبؼد کؽظ كبكؽا کؽظ ع. آ ب نؽ ع ث گؽكز قبػذ انیبء هی زی كبكؽا کؽظ ع. ب ر ب پ بی. كبكؽا ؼا یؿ اؾ آ ب ی گؽكز ع قب کیق پ ض ظ ؼا ثبؾ ظ ثیكذ ظالؼ اؾ آ ثیؽ آ ؼظ. ا ای ثیكذ ظالؼ ؼا ث بیک ظاظ. بیک پؽقیع 6»چؽا ای پ ؼا ث ی ظ ی «قب خ اة ظاظ 6»یبظد ی آیع لز گػنز هزی پ عانز ر ث ثیكذ ظالؼ هؽ ظاظی «بیک گلذ 6»ث یبظ. كذ.«قب گلذ 6» ظاؼ پ ذ ؼا پف ی ظ..ضب خ ا ی ظؼ قب ا زظبؼ كؽ ظگب ی ثؿؼگ زظؽ اػال ثؽای ق اؼ نع ث اپی ب ث ظ As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. ثبیع قبػبد ؾیبظی ؼ ثؽای ق اؼ نع ث اپی ب قپؽی یکؽظ رب پؽ اؾ اپی ب عد ؾیبظی ع ث ظ..پف ر ی گؽكذ ی کزبة ثطؽ... ثب طب ؼ زبة اي عد ؼ ثگػؼ..ا ی ط ؼ ی پبکذ نیؽی ی ضؽیع She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace..ا ضب هكذ ؼ ی ي ع ی ؼاززی ظؼ هك زی ک ط و اكؽاظ ث ظ. رب ثب ضیب ؼازذ اقزؽازذ ک کزبثه ثط Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. ک بؼ ظقزم.ا خبیی ک پبکذ نیؽی ی ال ث ظ.ی آهبیی هكذ ؼ ی ي ع ی ک بؼل نؽ ع کؽظ ث ض ع د ای ک ثب ض ظل.. آ ؼظ ث ظ When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring! هزی ضب ا ی نیؽی ی ؼ اؾ ر پبکذ ثؽظانذ..آهب ی ظ ؼظانذ..ضب ػ جب ی نع ی ث ؼ ي ض ظل یب ؼظ..كو پیم ض ظل كکؽ کؽظ ای یبؼ ػدت ؼ یی ظاؼ..اگ زب ز ي ظانز زكبثی زب ه یگؽكز For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn t want to cause a scene. ؽ ی ظ نیؽی ی ک ضب ثؽ یعانذ..آهب یکی ؼ یعانذ.ظیگ ضب ظانذ ؼاقزی ؼاقزی خ ل یب ؼظ ی ی ض اقذ ثبػث هبخؽ ثه

3 2 When only one cookie remained, she thought: ah... What this abusive man do now? Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. هزی كو ی ظ نیؽی ی ر پبکذ ع ث ظ..ضب كکؽ کؽظ..ا. زبال ای آهبی پؽ ؼ ق اقزلبظ چی چ ػکف ا ؼ ی ه یع.. ب آهب ثب ک ب ض كؽظی نیؽی ی آضؽی ؼ ؼ ظانذ..ظ هك ذ کؽظ له ظاظ ضب ق ظیگ ن ض ظل..ض ؼظ Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. ا..ای ظیگ ضی ی ؼ یط اظ...ضب ظیگ اؾ ػ جب یذ کبؼظ یؿظی ض م ظؼ ی ع. ظؼ زب ی ک زكبثی هب ی کؽظ ث ظ..ث ع نع کزبة اثبثم ؼ ثؽظانذ ػ جب ی ؼكذ ثؽای ق اؼ نع ث اپی ب When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! هزی هكذ قؽ خبی ض ظل ر اپی ب..ی گب ی ر ی کیلم کؽظ رب ػی کم ؼ ثؽ ظاؼ..ک یک ظكؼ ؿبك گیؽ نع..چؽا ثؽای ای ک <<ظقذ ط ؼظ ثبؾ هع.>>. ظیع ک پبکذ نیؽی ی ک ضؽیع ث ظ ر ی کیلم كذ She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was wrong... She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.ك یع ک انزجب کؽظ اؾ ض ظل نؽ ع نع.ا یبظل ؼكز ث ظ ک پبکذ نیؽی ی ؼ هزی ضؽیع ث ظ ر کیلم گػانز ث ظ The man had divided his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter. ا آهب ثع بؼاززی ا هبد ر طی نیؽی ی بن ثب ا روكی کؽظ ث ظ...while she had been very angry, thinking that she was dividing her cookies with him. And now there was no chance to explain herself...nor to apologize. ظؼ ؾ ب ی ک ا ػ جب ی ث ظ كکؽ یکؽظ ک ظؼ اهغ ا آهب اقذ ک ظاؼ نیؽی ی بن یط ؼ زبال ززی كؽيزی ر ب ثؽای ر خی کبؼ ض ظل ث ک ثؽای ػػؼ ض ا ی اؾ ا آهب ؼ عاؼ There are 4 things that you cannot recover. چ بؼ چیؿ كذ ک ؿیؽ هبث خجؽا ثؽگهذ بپػیؽ كذ The stone......after the throw! ق گ ثؼع اؾ ای ک پؽربة نع The word... palavra......after it s said!.....ظن ب.. ثؼع اؾ ای ک گلز نع The occasion... after the loss!... هؼیذ... ثؼع اؾ ای ک اؾ ظقذ ؼكذ

4 3 and...the time...after it s gone!... ؾ ب... ثؼع اؾ ای ک گػنذ قپؽی نع A little girl asked her father "How did the human race appear?" "ظضزؽ ک چ یی اؾ پعؼل ق ا کؽظ"چط ؼ ژاظ ا كب ب ث خ ظ آ ع The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made" "پعؼ خ اة ظاظ"ضعا آظ ز ا ؼا ض ن کؽظ, آ ب ثچ آ ؼظ ع قپف ع ثهؽ ث خ ظ آ ع ع Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.. ظ ؼ ؾ ثؼع ظضزؽ ق ا ؼا اؾ بظؼل پؽقیع The mother answered "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." ". بظؼ خ اة ظاظ "قب ب پیم ی ب خ ظ ظانز عاؾ ا ب ژاظ ا كب ب ث خ ظ ا ع The confused girl went back to her father and said " Daddy, how is it possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?" ظضزؽ گیح نع ث ؽف پعؼل ثؽگهذ پؽقیع"پعؼ چط ؼ ای ک ک ن ب ث گلزی ژاظ ا كب ب ؼا ضعا ض ن کؽظ اقذ ب ب "گلذ آ ب رکب یبكز اؾ ی ب كز ع The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her." "!!پعؼ خ اة ظاظ " ض ة ػؿیؿ ضی ی قبظ اقذ. ظؼ ؼظ كب ی بی ض ظ گلز ا بظؼد ظؼ ؼظ كب ی بی ض ظل A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.. ؽظي ثب اق س اؼظ يي ثب ي نع روب بي پ ؽظ Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' هزي پ ب ؼا ظؼيبكذ ؽظ ؼ ث ي ي اؾ هزؽيب ثب ي ؽظ پؽقیع 6 آيب ن ب ظيعيع اؾ اي ثب ي ظؾظي The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'. ؽظ پبقص ظاظ 6 ث هؽثب ظيع

5 4 The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. قپف ظؾظ اق س ؼا ث ق ذ نویو ؽظ گؽكذ ا ؼا ظؼ خب هذ. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' ا دعظا ؼ ث ؾ خي ؽظ ؿظيي ا ايكزبظ ث ظ ع اؾ آ ب پؽقیع آيب ن ب ظيعيع اؾ اي ثب ي ظؾظي The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'. ؽظ پبقص ظاظ 6 هؽثب. عيع ا ب كؽ ظيع Moral - When Opportunity knocks... MAKE USE OF IT!! ز اضالهي 6 هزي نب ف ظؼ ض ن ب ؼا یؿ ع. اؾ آ اقزلبظ یع was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. ظؼ زب هع ؾظ ظؼ ضیبثب ث ظ ک ثب ضب ی كجزب کثیق ک پ نی ک نجی ؾ ب ثی ضب ث ظ ؼ ثؽ نع ک اؾ 2 ظالؼ ثؽای.ر ی ب بؼ ظؼض اقذ کؽظ I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'! کیق پ ؼا ظؼ آ ؼظ 01 ظالؼ ثؽظانز اؾل پؽقیع اگؽ ای پ ؼا ث ذ ثع ر هؽ ة ثدبی نب ی ضؽی 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.., نیع هؽ ة ؼا قب ب پیم رؽک کؽظ,ؾ ثی ضب ث گلذ 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. اؾل پؽقیع آیب اؾ ای پ ثؽای ضؽیع ثدبی ؿػا اقزلبظ ی ک ی 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'.ؾ ثی ضب گلذ 6, هز ؼا یؽای ضؽیع يؽف ی ک هز ؼا رالل ثؽای ؾ ع ب ع یبؾ ظاؼ 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. پؽقیع 6 آیب ر ای پ ؼا ثدبی ؿػا ثؽای قب ؾیجبیی يؽف ی ک ی 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'!ر ض ی!ؾ ثی ضب خ اة ظاظ. بی ؼا ی 21 قب نب کؽظ 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

6 5.گلز, ض ة, ای پ ؼا ث ذ یع ظؼ ػ ر ؼ ث ضب ا ثؽای يؽف نب ثب كؽ ی ثؽ The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' ؾ ثی ضب ن ک نع. كؽد ثؽای ای کبؼد رؼ ت ؿیؽد هب ی ظ ع ی ظا کثیل ازز بال یک ک ی ث ی. ؿخؽ ک ع ظاؼ I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'!گلز 6 آ ظؼقذ اقذ. ثؽای ا اقذ ظیع ؾ ی نجی ض ظل ثؼع ای ک ضؽیع نب کؽظ هؽ ة ؼا رؽک کؽظ اقذ There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day, the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won t matter how many times you say I m sorry the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. ؾ ب ی پكؽثچ ای ث ظ ک ؼكزبؼ ثعی ظانذ.پعؼل ث ا کیلی پؽ اؾ یص ظاظ گلذ ؽگب ؼكزبؼ ثعی ا دب ظاظ ثبیع یطی ؼا ث ظی اؼ.كؽ ک ع ؼ ؾ ا پكؽثچ 73 یص اؼظ ظی اؼکؽظ.ظؼ لز بی ثؼع هزی یبظگؽكذ ثؽ ؼكزبؼل ک زؽ ک ع رؼعاظ یص بیی ک ث ظی اؼ یک ثیع ث.رعؼیح ک زؽ نع.ا ك یع ک ک زؽ ؼكزبؼ اؾ ک ثیع یص ث ظی اؼ آقب زؽ اقذ قؽا دب ؼ ؾی ؼقیع ک پكؽ ؼكزبؼل ؼا ث ک ی ک زؽ کؽظ. ای ع ؼا ث پعؼل گلذ پعؼ پیه بظ کؽظ اک ؽ ؼ ؾی ک ؼكزبؼل ؼا ک زؽ ک ع یطی ؼا ثیؽ ثکهع.ؼ ؾ ب گػنذ پكؽک قؽا دب ث پعؼل گلذ ک ر ب یص ب ؼا ثیؽ کهیع.پعؼ ظقذ پكؽل ؼا گؽكذ ق ذ ظی اؼ ثؽظ.پعؼ گلذ 6 ر ض ة نع ای ا ب ث ای ق ؼاض بی ظی اؼ گب ک.ظی اؼ نجی ا م یكذ. هزی چیؿی ؼا ثب ػ جب یذ ثیب ی ک ی آ ب ق ؼاضی ث ای ایدبظ ی ک ع. ر یز ا ی كؽظی ؼا چبه ثؿ ی آ ؽا ظؼثیب ؼی. یكذ ک چوعؼ اؾ.ای کبؼ اظ بؼ ربقق ک ی.آ خؽازذ چ ب ثبهی ی ب ع.ایدبظ یکؿض ثیب ی)ؼكزبؼ ثع( ث ثعی یک ؾض خؽازذ كیؿیکی اقذ

7 6 Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, 'Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here's the address.' Jack went to Manchester by train. He left the station, and thought, 'The office isn t far from the station. I'll find it easily.' But after an hour he was still looking for it, so he stopped and asked an old lady. She said, 'Go straight along this street, turn to the left at the end, and it's the second building on the right.' Jack went and found it. A few days later he went to the same city, but again he did not find the office, so he asked someone the way. It was the same old lady! She was very surprised and said, 'Are you still looking for that place?' خي ظؼ ن ؽ چ ي ظؼ يي اظاؼ بؼ ي ؽظ. ؼ ؾي ؼيیكم ث ا گلذ 6 خي يض ا ثؽاي ظيع آهبي ثؽا ظؼ يي اظاؼ ث چكزؽ.ثؽ ي. اي آظؼقم.خي ثب هطبؼ ث چكزؽ ؼكذ. اؾ ايكزگب ضبؼج نع ثب ض ظ گلذ 6 آ اظاؼ اؾ ايكزگب ظ ؼ یكذ. ث آقب ي آ ؼا پیعا ي ا ب ثؼع اؾ يي قبػذ ا ؾ ث ظ جب آ )اظاؼ ( يگهذ ث بثؽاي ايكزبظ اؾ يي ضب پیؽ پؽقیع. ا )آ ؾ ( گلذ 6 اي ضیبثب ؼا. كزوی يؼ ي ظؼ آضؽ ث ق ذ چپ يؼ ي آ )اظاؼ ( ظ ی قبضز ب ظؼ ق ذ ؼاقذ اقذ. خي ؼكذ آ ؼا پیعا ؽظ چ ع ؼ ؾ ثؼع ا ث ب ن ؽ ؼكذ ا ب ظ ثبؼ آ اظاؼ ؼا پیعا ؽظ ث بثؽاي كیؽ ؼا اؾ كي پؽقیع. ا ب ضب پیؽ ث ظ! آ ؾ ضی ي زؼدت نع گلذ 6 آيب ؾ ظ جب آ خب يگؽظي A woman had 3 girls..ضب ی ق ظضزؽ ظانذ One day she decides to test her sons-in-law..یک ؼ ؾ ا ر ی گؽكذ ظا بظ بیم ؼا ركذ ک ع She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore,purposely falls in and pretents to be drowing..ا ظا بظ ا م ؼا ث ک بؼ ظؼیبچ ظػ د کؽظ ػ عا ر آة اكزبظ ا ظ ث ؿؽم نع کؽظ Without any hestination,the son-in-law jumps in and saves her..ثع یچ ربضیؽی ظا بظ ر آة پؽیع بظؼؾ م ؼا دبد ظاظ The next morning,he finds a brand new car in his driveway with this message on the windshield..يجر ؼ ؾ ثؼع ا یک بنی "ثؽا ع "ؼا ظؼ پبؼکی گم پیعا کؽظ ثب ای پیب ظؼ نیه ءخ یی Thank you!your mother-in-law who loves you!! زهکؽ!اؾ ؽف بظؼ ؾ ذ کكی ک ر ؼا ظ قذ ظاؼظ A few days later,the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law..ثؼع اؾ چ ع ؼ ؾ ضب ی کبؼ ؼا ثب ظا بظ ظ م کؽظ He jumps in the water and saves her also.

8 7.ا ث آة پؽیع بظؼؾ م ؼا دبد ظاظ She offers him a new car with the same message on the windshield..ا یک بنی " ثؽا ع "ثب ای پیب ث م روعی کؽظ Thank you! your mother-in-law who loves you!! زهکؽ! بظؼؾ ذ کكی ک ر ؼا ظ قذ ظاؼظ Afew days later,she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law..ثؼع اؾ چ ع ؼ ؾ ا ی کبؼ ؼا ثب ظا بظ ق م کؽظ While she is drowning,the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks: :ؾ ب یک ا ؿؽم ی نع ظا بظل ا ؼا گب ی کؽظ ثع ای ک ززی یک ای چ رکب ثط ؼظ ث ای كکؽ ی کؽظ ک Finally,it,s about time that this old witch dies!!ثبالضؽ هزم ؼ قیع ک ای پیؽؾ ػد ؾ ث یؽظ The next morning,he receives a brand new car with this message..يجر ؼ ؾ ثؼع ا یک بنی " ثؽا ع" ثب ای پیب ظؼیبكذ کؽظ A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane.یک ضب ث ع یک کی ظؼ اپی ب ک بؼ هكز ث ظ ع The lawyer asks her to play a game.. کی پیه بظ یک ثبؾی ؼا ث م ظاظ If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. چ ب چ کی اؾ ضب ق ا ی ثپؽقع ا خ اة ؼا عا ع ضب ثبیع 5 ظالؼ ث کی ثپؽظاؾظ ؽ ثبؼ ک ضب ق ا ی ک ع ک کی ز ا ع.خ اة ظ ع کی ث ا 51 ظالؼ ثپؽظاؾظ So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars..قپف کی ا ی ق ا ؼا پؽقیع 6 " كبي ی ؾ ی رب ؿظیکزؽی قزبؼ چوعؼ اقذ " ضب ثی رب 5 ظالؼ ث کی پؽظاضذ The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars قپف ضب اؾ کی پؽقیع" آ چیكذ ک ثب چ بؼ پب اؾ رپ ثبال ی ؼ ظ ثب ق پب ث پبیی ثبؾ ی گؽظظ " کی ظؼ ای ثبؼ كکؽ کؽظ ا ب ظؼ.ا ز ب رك ی نع 51 ظالؼ ث ضب پؽظاضذ!!!!قپف اؾ ا پؽقیع ک خ اة چی ث ظ ضب ثی ؼط ی 5 ظالؼ ث ا پؽظاضذ کؽظ A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room* so he decided to send an to his wife. However* he accidentally typed a wrong address* and without realizing his error he sent the . Meanwhile.Somewhere in Houston * a widow had just returned from her husband s funeral. The widow decided to check her * expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.after reading the first message* she fainted. The

9 8 widow s son rushed into the room* found his mother on the floor* and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I ve Reached Date: 2 May 2006 I know you re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here* and we are allowed to send s to loved ones. I ve just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW! Your loving hubby. ؽظی اربم ز ی ؼا رس ی گؽكذ.ظؼ اربهم کب پی رؽی ث ظ ث بثؽای ر ی گؽكذ ای ی ی ث كؽل ثلؽقزع. ی ثط ؼ ر بظكی ای ی.ؼا ث آظؼ انزجب كؽقزبظ ثع ای ک ز خ انزجب م ن ظ ای ی ؼا كؽقزبظ ثب ای خ ظ..خبیی ظؼ قز ثی ای اؾ ؽاق ضبکكپبؼی ن ؽل ثبؾگهز ث ظ.ؾ ثی ر ی گؽكذ ای ی م ؼا ث ای ضب ؽ ک پیب بی عؼظی اه ا ظ قزب م ؼا ثط ا ع چک ک ع. پف اؾ ض ا ع ا ی پیب اؾ ل ؼكذ.پكؽل ث اربم آ ع بظؼل ؼا کق اربم :ظیع اؾ يلس کب پی رؽ ای ؼا ض ا ع ث 6 كؽ ظ قذ ظانز ی ا ع 6 ؼقیع ربؼیص 6 ظ ی 2112 یعا اؾ ای ک ضجؽی اؾ ظانز ثبنی ض نسب ی ن ی.آ ب ای دب کب پی رؽ ظانز ع ب اخبؾ ظاؼی ث آ بیی ک ظ قزهب ظاؼی ای ی ثع ی. ربؾ ؼقیع اربم ؼا رس ی گؽكز ا. ی ثی ک چیؿ آ بظ نع ک كؽظا ثؽقی.ث ا یع ظیع ذ كؽظا ن ؽ ظ قزعاؼد General Pershing was a famous American officer. He was in the American army, and fought in Europe in the First World War. After he died, some people in his home town wanted to remember him, so they' put up a big statue of him on a horse. There was a school near the statue, and some of the boys passed it every day on their way to school and again on their way home. After a few months some of them began to say, 'Good morning, Pershing', whenever they passed the statue, and soon all the boys at the school were doing this. One Saturday one of the smallest of these boys was walking to the shops with his mother when he passed the statue. He said, 'Good morning, Pershing' to it, but then he stopped and said to his mother, 'I like Pershing very much, Ma, but who's that funny man on his back?'.ژ ؽا پؽنی گ ي ي اؾ ي ي اؾ اككؽ بي ه ؼ آ ؽي ب ث ظ. ا ظؼ اؼرم آ ؽي ب ث ظ ظؼ خ گ خ ب ي ا ظؼ اؼ پب خ گیع ثؼع اؾ ؽگ ا ثؼ ي اؾ ؽظ ؾاظگب م ي ض اقز ع يبظ ا ؼا گؽا ي ثعاؼ ع ث بثؽاي آ ب دك ي ثؿؼگي اؾ ا ثؽ ؼ ي اقجي هؽاؼ.ظانذ قبضز ع يي عؼق ظؼ ؿظي ي دك هؽاؼ ظانذ ثؼ ي اؾ پكؽثچ ب ؽ ؼ ؾ ظؼ كیؽ عؼق ثؽگهذ ث ضب اؾ بؼ آ ي گػنز ع. ثؼع اؾ چ ع ب ثؼ ي اؾ آ ب ؽ هذ اؾ بؼ دك ي گػنز ع نؽ ع ث گلز»يجر ث ضیؽ پؽنی گ«ؽظ ع ث ؾ ظي ي.پكؽ بي عؼق اي بؼ )قال ؽظ ث دك ( ؼا ا دب ي ظا ع ظؼ يي ؼ ؾ ن ج ي ي اؾ چ زؽي اي پكؽ ب ثب بظؼل ث كؽ نگب ي ؼكذ. هزي اؾ بؼ دك گػنذ گلذ 6 يجر ث ضیؽ پؽنی گ ا ب ايكزبظ ث بظؼل گلذ 6 ب ب پؽنی گ ؼا ضی ي ظ قذ ظاؼ ا ب آ ؽظ ض ع ظاؼ ثؽ پهزم ق اؼ ی A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.

10 9 "Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied: "I didn't recognize you. یک ضب 55 قب ک یک ز ء ه جی ظانذ ظؼ ثی بؼقزب ثكزؽی ث ظ. ظؼ اربم خؽازی ک ک ع ث ظ ؽگ ؼا ردؽث ک ع ضعا ؼ.ظیع پؽقیع آیب هذ ر ب اقذ ضعا گلذ 6 ن ب 57 قب 2 ب 4 ؼ ؾ ظیگ ػ ؽ ی ک یع ظؼ هذ ؽض ی ضب ر ی گؽكذ ظؼ ثی بؼقزب ث ب ع ػ بی ؾیؽ ؼا ا دب ظ ع کهیع پ قذ ي ؼد-رط ی ء چؽثی ب) یپ قبکه (-.!! ػ قی ب خ غ خ ؼ کؽظ نک. ا زبال کكی ؼ عانذ ک ثیبظ بن ؼ گ ک ظ ع بن قلیع ک اؾ ا دبيي ا ؾ ب ثیهزؽي ثؽاي ؾ عگي ظانذ اؾ اي ؼ ا ر ی گؽكذ ثز ا ع ثیهزؽي اقزلبظ ؼا اؾ اي هؼیذ )ؾ عگي( ثجؽظ.ثؼع اؾ آضؽي ػ م ا اؾ ثی بؼقزب ؽضى نع ظؼ هذ گػنز اؾ ضیبثب ظؼ ؼا ؿ ث قی ء یک آ ج ال ف کهز نع. هزی ثب ضعا ؼ ثؽ نع ا پؽقیع 66 كکؽ کؽظ ن ب كؽ ظیع 57 قب ظیگ كؽيذ ظاؼ چؽا ن ب ؽا اؾ ؾیؽ آ ج ال ف ثیؽ کهیعیع "!!!ضعا خ اة ظاظ 6 ن بؼ رهطیى عاظ Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, 'Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?' Bill said, 'Yes, I have,' and he gave them to him. Then George said, 'Now I haven't got a pen.' Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, 'Have you got a stamp, Bill?' Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, 'Are you going out? Bill said, 'Yes, I am,' and he opened the door. George said, 'Please put my letter in the box in the office, and... ' He stopped. 'What do you want now?' Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, 'What's your girl-friend's address?' ظ قؽثبؾ ظؼ يي پبظگب ث ظ ع. ب ا ي خؽج ث ظ ب ظ ي ثی ث ظ. خؽج گلذ 6 ثی يي ری بؿػ يي پب ذ ب ظاؼي.ثی گلذ 6 ث ظاؼ. آ ب ؼا ث ي ظاظ قپف خؽج گلذ 6 زبال ض ظ بؼ عاؼ. ثی ث ي ض ظ بؼل ؼا ظاظ خؽج ب ال ؼا نذ. قپف آ ؼا ظؼ پب ذ گػانذ گلذ 6.ثی آيب ر جؽ ظاؼي. ثی يي ر جؽ ث ا ظاظ.ظؼ آ گب ثی ث ع نع ث ق ذ ظؼ ؼكذ ث بثؽاي خؽج ث ا گلذ 6 آيب ثیؽ ي ؼ ي

11 10.ثی گلذ 6 ث ي ؼ. ظؼ ؼا ثبؾ ؽظ.خؽج گلذ 6 طلب ب ي ؽا ظؼ ي ع م پكذ ثیب عاؾيع.... ا ث ؽظ ثی ث ي گلذ 6 ظيگ چي ي ض ا ي.خؽج ث پب ذ ب ال گب ؽظ گلذ 6 آظؼ ظ قذ ظضزؽد چی GIFTS FOR MOTHER Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother, who lived far away in another city. The first said, I had a big house built for Mama. The second said, I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house. The third said, I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600 with a chauffeur. The fourth said, Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can t read it anymore because she can t see very well. I met this monk who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge them $100,000 a year for 20 years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it. The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mama sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote: Dear Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway. Dear Mike, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I ve lost my hearing and I m nearly blind. I ll never use it. But thank you for the gesture just the same. Dear Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver you hired is a big jerk. But the thought was good. Thanks. Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you. چ بؼ ثؽاظؼ ضب نب ؼا ث ه ع رس ی رؽک کؽظ ع ظکزؽ هب ی آظ بی كوی نع ع. چ ع قب ثؼع آ ب ثؼع اؾ نب ی ک ثب.ظانز ع زؽف ؾظ ع.ا ب ظؼ ؼظ عایبیی ک ر كز ث بظؼ پیؽن ک ظ ؼ اؾ ا ب ظؼ ن ؽ ظیگ ای ؾ عگی ی کؽظ يسجذ کؽظ ا ی گلذ 6 ض ثؿؼگی ثؽای بظؼ قبضز. ظ ی گلذ 6 ر بنبضب )قب رئبرؽ( یک ع ؿاؼ ظالؼی ظؼ ضب قبضز. ق ی.گلذ 6 بنی ؽقعقی ثب ؼا ع کؽای کؽظ ک بظؼ ث قلؽ ثؽ چ بؼ ی گلذ 6 گ ل ک یع ز ی ظ یع ک بظؼ چوعؼ ض ع کزبة وع ؼ ظ قذ ظاؼ یع ی ک ی ر یچ چیؿی ؼ ض ة ثط چ خه بل یز ض ة ثجی. ن ب ب یع یع ک بظؼ چوعؼ ض ع کزبة وع ؼا ظ قذ ظانذ یع ی یچ هذ ی ر ثط چ چه بل ض ة ی ثی. ؼا جی ؼ ظیع ک ث گلذ ی ی كذ ک یز ر ب کزبة وع ؼ زلع ثط. ای ی ثب ک ک ثیكذ ؼا ت ظؼ ظ اؾظ قب ای یبظ گؽكذ. بچبؼا رؼ ع کؽظ ث عد ثیكذ قب ؽ قب يع ؿاؼ ظالؼ ث ک یكب ثپؽظاؾ. بظؼ كو ثبیع اق ك ب آی ب ؼ ثگ ی اؾ زلع ثؽال ی ض. ثؽاظؼای ظیگ رسذ ربثیؽ هؽاؼ.گؽكز پف اؾ ایب رؼطی بظؼ یبظظانذ رهکؽی كؽقزبظ. ا نذ 6 ی ز ػؿیؿ ض ای ک ثؽا قبضزی ضی ی ثؿؼگ. كو ر یک اربم.ؾ عگی ی ک ی دج ؼ ر ب ض ؼ ر ییؿ ک.ث ؽ زب بیک ػؿیؿ ر ث ر بنبضب ای گؽ وی ذ ثب يعای ظا جی ظاظی.ا یز پ دب لؽ خب ثع ی ظ قزب اؾ ظقذ ظاظ. ن اییی ؼ اؾ ظقذ ظاظ روؽیجب بن ا. یچ هذ اؾ ا اقزلبظ ی ک ی اؾ ای کبؼد بؼ ی ػؿیؿ ضی ی پیؽ ک ث قلؽ ثؽ. ر ض ی بؾ ثوب ی ا ؼ ظاؼ پف یچ هذ اؾ ؽقع اقزلبظ ی ک. ؼا ع ای ک کؽای کؽظی ی از ن اهؼی. ا ب كکؽد ض ة ث ظ. ی ػؿیؿرؽی ر ر ب پكؽی ث ظی ک ظؼک ظانزی ک ک ی كکؽ ثبثذ عی اد ثک ی. خ خ ض ن ؿ ث ظ. John lived with his mother in a rather big house, and when she died, the house became too big for him so he bought a smaller one in the next street. There was a very nice old clock in his first house, and when the men came to take his furniture to the new house, John thought, I am not going to let them carry my beautiful old clock in their truck. Perhaps

12 11 they ll break it, and then mending it will be very expensive.' So he picked it up and began to carry it down the road in his arms. It was heavy so he stopped two or three times to have a rest. Then suddenly a small boy came along the road. He stopped and looked at John for a few seconds. Then he said to John, 'You're a stupid man, aren't you? Why don't you buy a watch like everybody else? خب ثب بظؼل ظؼ يي ضب ي روؽيجب ثؿؼگي ؾ عگي ي ؽظ گب ي ا ) بظؼل( ؽظ آ ضب ثؽاي ا ضی ي ثؿؼگ نع. ث بثؽاي ضب ي چي رؽي ظؼ ضیبثب ثؼعي ضؽيع. ظؼ ضب ي هج ي يي قبػذ ضی ي ؾيجبي هعي ي خ ظ ظانذ هزي بؼگؽ ب ثؽاي خبث خبيي اثبثی ي ضب ث ضب ي خعيع آ ع ع. خب ك ؽ ؽظ ط ا گػانذ آ ب قبػذ هعي ي ؾيجبي ؽا ثب ب ی نب ز ع..نبيع آ ؼا ثه ع رؼ یؽ آ ضی ي گؽا ض ا ع ث ظ. ث بثؽاي ا آ ظؼ ثی ثبؾ ا م گؽكذ ث ق ذ پبيی خبظ ز ؽظ.آ ق گی ث ظ ث بثؽاي ظ يب ق ثبؼ ثؽاي اقزؽازذ ر هق ؽظ ظؼ آ پكؽ ثچ اي گب بگ ب ظؼ خبظ آ ع. ايكزبظ ثؽاي چ ع سظ ث خب گب ؽظ. قپف ث خب گلذ 6 ن ب ؽظ از وي كزیع یكزیع چؽا ن ب ي قبػذ ث ثوی ي ؽظ ي ضؽيع An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog that, to his great surprise, started to speak! "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week." He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!" The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!" Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, "At my age, I d rather have a talking frog!" پیؽ ؽظي ظؼ زب ثبؾي ؽظ گ ق ث ظ. بگ ب ر پم ث ضبؼج اؾ ؾ ی ظاض ثؽ ي آثي ؼكذ. ب ط ؼ ظؼ زب ثؽاي پیعا ؽظ دعظ ر پ رالل ي ؽظ ثب بيذ رؼدت ز خ نع يي ه ؼثبؿ نؽ ع ث زؽف ؾظ ؽظ 6 ؽا ثج ث نب ؿاظ ي ؾيجب رجعي.ن ثؽاي يي لز ثؽاي ن ب ض ا ث ظ. ا ه ؼثبؿ ؼا ثؽظانذ ظؼ خیجم گػانذ ب ط ؼ ظانذ ث ثبؾي گ ق اظا ي ظاظ ه ؼثبؿ ی پیب ؼا ر ؽاؼ ؽظ» ؽا ثج ث نب ؿاظ ي ؾيجب رجعي ن ثؽاي يي ب ثؽاي ن ب ض ا ث ظ«. آ ؽظ چ ب ث ثبؾي گ لم اظا ظاظ يي ثبؼ ظيگؽ ه ؼثبؿ گلذ 6 ؽا ثج ث نب ؿاظ ي ؾيجب رجعي ن ثؽاي يي قب ثؽاي ن ب ض ا ث ظ. قؽا دب پیؽ ؽظ ؼ ث ه ؼثبؿ ؽظ ثب گ ؾظ 6 ثب اي ق رؽخیر ي ظ ي ه ؼثبؿ قط گ ظانز ثبن The Peacock and the Tortoise ONCE upon a time a peacock and a tortoise became great friends. The peacock lived on a tree by the banks of the stream in which the tortoise had his home. Everyday, after he had a drink of water, the peacock will dance near the stream to the amusement of his tortoise friend. One unfortunate day, a bird-catcher caught the peacock and was about to take him away to the market. The unhappy bird begged his captor to allow him to bid his friend, the tortoise good-bye. The bird-catcher allowed him his request and took him to the tortoise. The tortoise was greatly disturbed to see his friend a captive. The tortoise asked the bird-catcher to let the peacock go in return for an expensive present. The bird-catcher agreed. The tortoise then, dived into the water and in a few seconds came up with a handsome pearl, to the great astonishment of the bird-catcher. As this was beyond his exceptions, he let the peacock go immediately. A short time after, the greedy man came back and told the tortoise that he had not paid enough for the release of his friend, and threatened to catch the peacock again unless an exact match of the pearl is given to him. The tortoise, who had already advised his friend, the peacock, to leave the place to a distant jungle upon being set free, was greatly enraged at the greed of this man. Well, said the tortoise, if you insist on having another pearl like it, give it to me and I will fish you out an exact match for it. Due to his greed, the bird-catcher gave the pearl to the tortoise, who swam away with it saying, I am no fool to take one and give two! The tortoise then disappeared into the water, leaving the bird-catcher without a single pearl.

13 12 ب الک پهذ ؼ ؾی ؼ ؾگبؼی ب الک پهزی ث ظ ک ظ قزبی ض ثی ثؽای ث ظ. ب ؿظیک ظؼضذ ک بؼ ؼ ظی ک الک پهذ ؾ عگی ی.کؽظ ض ظانذ.. ؽ ؼ ؾ پف اؾ ای ک ب ؿظیک ؼ ظضب آثی ی ض ؼظ ثؽای قؽگؽ کؽظ ظ قزم ی ؼه یع یک ؼ ؾ ثعنب ف یک نکبؼچی پؽ ع ب ؼا ث ظا ا عاضذ ض اقذ ک ا ث ثبؾاؼ ثجؽ. پؽ ع ؿ گی اؾ نکبؼچی ال ض ا م.کؽظ ک ث م اخبؾ ثع اؾ الک پهذ ضعازبكظی ک نکبؼچی ض ا م ب ؼ هج کؽظ ا پیم الک پهذ ثؽظ. الک پهذ اؾ ای ک یعیع ظ قزم اقیؽ نع ضی ی بؼازذ نع.ا اؾ نکبؼچی ض ا م کؽظ ک ب ؼ ظؼ ػ ظاظ عی ای ثباؼؾل ؼ ب ک. نکبؼچی هج کؽظ.ثؼع الکپهذ ظاض آة نیؽخ ؾظ ثؼع اؾ سظ ای ثب ؽ اؼیعی ؾیجب ثیؽ ا ع. نکبؼچی ک اؾ ظیع ای کبؼ الک پهذ زسیؽ نع ث ظ ك ؼی اخبؾ ظاظ ک ب ثؽ. عد ک رب ی ثؼع اؾ ای بخؽا ؽظ زؽیى ثؽگهذ ث الک پهذ گلذ ک ثؽای آؾاظی پؽ ع چیؿ ک ی گؽكز ر عیع کؽظ ک ظ ثبؼ ب ؼ اقیؽ یک گ ای ک ؽ اؼیع ظیگ ای نجی ؽ اؼیع هج ی ثگیؽ. الک پهذ ک هجال ث ظ قزم یسذ کؽظ ث ظ.ثؽای آؾاظ ث ظ ث خ گ ظ ؼظقزی ثؽ ضی ی اؾ ظقذ ؽظ زؽیى ػ جب ی نع الک پهذ گلذ 6 ثكیبؼ ض ة اگ ايؽاؼ ظاؼی ؽ اؼیع ظیگ ای نجی هج ی ظانز ثبنی ؽ اؼیع ؼ ث ثع رب ػی ا ثؽاد پیعا ک. نکبؼچی ث ضب ؽ ؼم ؽ اؼیع ؼ ث الک پهذ ظاظ. الک پهذ ظؼزب یک ثب ن ب کؽظ اؾ ؽظ ظ ؼ ی نع گلذ 6 بظا یكز ک.یکی ثگیؽ ظ رب ثع. ثؼع ثع ای ک ززی ی ؽ اؼیع ث نکبؼخی ثع ظؼ آة بپعیع نع Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There was an old man in the car. He was very frightened and said to Harry, 'What are you doing? You nearly killed me!' 'Yes,' Harry answered, 'I'm very sorry.' He took a bottle out of his car and said, 'Drink some of this. Then you ll feel better.' He gave the man some whisky, and the man drank it, but then he shouted again,'you nearly killed me.' Harry gave him the bottle again, and the old man drank a lot of the whisky. Then he smiled and said to Harry, 'Thank you. I feel much better now. But why aren't you drinking?' 'Oh, well,' Harry answered, 'I don't want any whisky now. I'm going to sit here and wait for the police.' ؽي اؾ چ ع چؽاؽ ؼا بيي هزي هؽ ؿ ث ظ ػج ؼ ؽظ ر هق ؽظ ث بنی ظيگ اي ؾظ. ؽي )اؾ بنی م( ضبؼج نع ث ق ذ!آ بنی ؼكذ. ظؼ آ بنی پیؽ ؽظي ث ظ. ضی ي رؽقیع ث ظ ث ؽي گلذ 6 چي بؼ ي ي ع ث ظ ث هي ؽي پبقص ظاظ 6 ث ضی ي زأقل. يي ثطؽي اؾ بنی م ظؼآ ؼظ گلذ 6 وعاؼي اؾ اي ث نیع. پف اؾ آ ازكب ث زؽي ض ا یع.ظانذ. ا ث آ ؽظ وعاؼي يك ي ظاظ آ ؽظ آ ؼا نیع ا ب ظ ثبؼ ا كؽيبظ ؾظ 6 ع ث ظ ث هي ؽي ظ ثبؼ ثطؽي ؼا ث ا ظاظ پیؽ ؽظ وعاؼي يك ي نیع. پف اؾ آ ض عيع ث ؽي گلذ 6 زه ؽ زبال ازكب ي ضی ي ث زؽ نع. ا ب ن ب چؽا ي ني. ؽي پبقص ظاظ 6 آ ث اال يك ي يض ا. يض ا اي دب زظؽ پ یف ث هی A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit When the other frogs saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with all their migh The other frogs kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up. He fell down and died The other frog continued to jump as hard as he could. Once again, the crowd of frogs yelled at him to stop the pain and just die He jumped even harder and finally made it out When he got out, the other frogs said, "Did you not hear us?" The frog explained to them that he was deaf. He thought they were encouraging him the entire time. This story teaches two lessons There is power of life and death in the tongue An encouraging word to someone who is down can lift them up and help them make it through the day A destructive word to someone who is down can be what it takes to kill them So, be careful of what you say گؽ ی اؾ ه ؼثبؿ ب اؾ ثیه ای ػج ؼ ی کؽظ ع. ظ ه ؼثبؿ اؾ ثی آ ب ظؼ گ ظا ػ یوی اكزبظ ع. هزی ظیگؽ ه ؼثبؿ ب ظیع ع ک گ ظا چوعؼ ػ ین اقذ ث ظ ه ؼثبؿ گلز ع آ ب ظیگؽ ی یؽ ع. ظ ه ؼثبؿ بیر آ ب ؼا بظیع گؽكز ع قؼی کؽظ ع ثب ر ب ر ا هب اؾ گ ظا ثیؽ ثپؽ ع. قؽا دب یکی اؾ آ ب ث آ چ ظیگؽ ه ؼثبؿ ب ی گلز ع اػز ب کؽظ ظقذ اؾ رالل ثؽظانذ. ث ؾ ی اكزبظ ؽظ. ه ؼثبؿ ظیگؽ ث رالل اظا ظاظ رب خبیی ک ر ا ظانذ. ثبؼ ظیگؽ ه ؼثبؿ ب قؽل كؽیبظ کهیع ع ک ظقذ اؾ ؼ ح کهیع ثؽظاؼظ ث یؽظ. ا قطذ رؽ نؽ ع ث پؽیع کؽظ قؽا دب ثیؽ آ ع. هزی ا اؾ آ دب ضبؼج نع. ه ؼثبؿ بی ظیگؽ ث ا گلز ع 6 آیب يعای ب ؼا ه یعی

14 13.ه ؼثبؿ ث آ ب ر یر ظاظ ک ا بن ا اقذ.ا كکؽ کؽظ ک ه ؼثبؿ ب ر ب عد ا ؼا ره ین ی کؽظ ع :ای ظاقزب ظ ظؼ ث ب ی آ ؾظ هعؼد ؾ عگی ؽگ ظؼ ؾثب اقذ. یک اژ ظ گؽ ک ع ث کكی ک ؿ گی اقذ ی ر ا ع ثبػث پیهؽكذ ا ن ظ ک ک ک ع ظؼ -1. ؼ ؾ قؽؾ ع ثبن ع.یک اژ طؽة ث کكی ک ؿ گی اقذ ی ر ا ع خت ؽگ ا ن ظ -2 Prescription A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "1-Each morning, makes him a healthy breakfast and sends him off to work in a good mood." "2-At lunchtime, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good form of mind before he goes back to work." "3-For dinner, make an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores." At home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. "You're going to die." She replied. كط ضب ی ن ؽل ؼا ث طت ظکزؽ ثؽظ. ثؼع اؾ ؼبی ظکزؽ ضب ؼا ث ؽكی ثؽظ گلذ 6 اگؽ ن ب ای کبؼ ب ؼا ا دب ع یع ث ؼ زز.ن ؽرب ض ا ع ؽظ. ؽ يجر ثؽایم یک يجسب ی و ی ظؼقذ ک یع ثب ؼ زی ی ض ة ا ؼا ث قؽکبؼ ثلؽقزیع -1. گب ب بؼ ؿػای ػی گؽ ظؼقذ ک یع هج اؾ ای ک ث قؽکبؼ ثؽ ظ ا ؼا ظؼ یک سی ض ة ؼظ ر خ هؽاؼ ثع یع -2.ثؽای نب یک ؿػای ض ة ط و ظؼقذ ک یع ا ظؼ کبؼ بی ضب ي ک ع -3.ظؼ ضب ن ؽ اؾ كؽل پؽقیع ظکزؽ ث ا چ گلذ 6 ا )ضب ( گلذ 6 ن ب ض ا یع ؽظ Mr Robinson never went to a dentist, because he was afraid:' but then his teeth began hurting a lot, and he went to a dentist. The dentist did a lot of work in his mouth for a long time. On the last day Mr Robinson said to him, 'How much is all this work going to cost?' The dentist said, 'Twenty-five pounds,' but he did not ask him for the money. After a month Mr Robinson phoned the dentist and said, 'You haven't asked me for any money for your work last month.' 'Oh,' the dentist answered, 'I never ask a gentleman for money.' 'Then how do you live?' Mr Robinson asked. 'Most gentlemen pay me quickly,' the dentist said, 'but some don't. I wait for my money for two months, and then I say, "That man isn't a gentleman," and then I ask him for my money..آهبي ؼاثی ك ؽگؿ ث ظ عا پؿن ي ؽكز ث ظ ثؽاي اي ي رؽقیع ا ب ثؼع ظ عا م نؽ ع ث ظؼظ ؽظ ث ظ عا پؿن ي ؼكذ. ظ عا پؿني ثؽ ؼ ي ظ ب ا هذ ؾيبظي گػانذ ي بؼ ؽظ. ظؼ آضؽي ؼ ؾ.ظ زؽ ؼاثی ك ث ا گلذ 6 ؿي ي ر ب اي بؼ ب چوعؼ ي ن ظ ظ عا پؿني گلذ 6 ثیكذ پ ح پ ع. ا ب اؾ ا ظؼض اقذ پ ؽظ.ثؼع اؾ يي ب آهبي ؼاثی ك ث ظ عا پؿني ؾ گ ؾظ گلذ 6 ب گػنز ن ب اؾ روب بي یچ پ ي ثؽاي بؼرب ؽظيع.ظ عا پؿني پبقص ظاظ 6 آ ؽگؿ اؾ ا كب بي دیت روب بي پ ي.آهبي ؼاثی ك پؽقیع 6 پف چگ ؾ عگي ي یع ظ عا پؿني گلذ 6 ثیهزؽ ا كب بي نؽيق ث قؽػذ پ ؽا ي ظ ع ا ب ثؼ ي ب. ثؽاي پ ظ ب يجؽ ي ثؼع. ي گ ي» ي ؽظ نؽيلي یكذ«ثؼع اؾ ي پ ؼا ي ض ا

15 14 Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one, and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went and lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, 'There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week.' Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Grcensea. Then she said to him, 'Geoff, why do you never phone me?' Geoff laughed. 'But, Mother,' he said, 'you haven't got a phone.' 'No,' she answered, 'I haven't, but you've got one!' ضب ؽيف ظؼ ؼ قزبي چ ي ؾ عگي ي ع. ن ؽل ؽظ اقذ ا ب يي پكؽ ظاؼظ. ا )پكؽل( ثیكذ يي قب اقذ ب م خق اقذ. ا ظؼ يي كؽ نگب ظؼ ظاض ؼ قزب بؼ ثب بظؼل ؾ عگي ي ؽظ ا ب پف اؾ آ ظؼ ن ؽ بؼي ث ظقذ آ ؼظ ؼكذ ظؼ آ دب ؾ عگي ي ؽظ. ب آ )ن ؽ( گؽي قي ث ظ. آ دب ب ال اؾ ؼ قزبي بظؼل ظ ؼ ث ظ. ا ) بظؼل( اؾ اي غ ض نسب ج ظ ا ب خق ي گلذ 6 بظؼ ظؼ ؼ قزب بؼ ض ثي ثؽاي خ ظ عاؼظ ي ر ا پ ض ثي ظؼ گؽي قي ث ظقذ ثیب ؼ وعاؼي اؾ آ ؼا ؽ. لز ثؽاي ن ب ثلؽقز ي ه ج ي هج ضب ؽيف ضی ي ػ جب ي ث ظ. ا ق اؼ هطبؼ نع ث ق ذ ضب ي پكؽل ظؼ گؽي قي ؼكذ. قپف ث ا گلذ 6 خق چؽا ر ؽگؿ ث ؾ گ ي ؾ ي.خق ض عيع گلذ 6 ا ب بظؼ ن ب ر ل عاؼيع.!ا ) بظؼل( پبقص ظاظ 6 عاؼ ا ب ر ظاؼي The two brothers This is a story about two brothers named James and Henry. One was a very good boy. His name was James. He always made his mother very happy. His clothes were always clean. And he always washed his hands before he ate his dinner. اي ظاقزب ي ظؼثبؼ ي ظ ثؽاظؼ ث ب بي خی ؿ ؽي اقذ. ي ي اؾ آ ب پكؽ ضی ي ض ثي ث ظ. ب م خی ؿ ث ظ. ا یه بظؼل ؼا.ض نسب ي ؽظ. جب بيم یه ر یؿ ث ظ ع. یه هج اؾ ؿػا ظقذ بيم ؼا ي نكذ The other boy was Henry. He was a naughty boy. He did not close the doors. He kicked the chairs in the house. When his mother asked him to help her, he did not want to. Sometimes he took cakes from the cupboard and ate them. He liked to play in the street. He always made his mother very angry. پكؽ ظيگؽ ؽي ث ظ. ا پكؽ نیط ي ث ظ. ظؼ ؼ ي ثكذ. ثب گع ث ي ع ي بي ضب ي ؾظ. هزي بظؼل اؾ ا روب بي ي ي ؽظ ا ا دب ي ظاظ. ثؼ ي هذ ب اؾ بثی ذ یي ثؽ ي ظانذ ي ض ؼظ. ثبؾي ظؼ ضیبثب ؼا ظ قذ ظانذ. یه بظؼل ؼا ػ جب ي. ي ؽظ One day the school was not open. The two boys went to the park to play. Their mother gave them some money and told them to buy their lunch with their money. They took a ball with them. Before going to the park they stopped to buy lunch. James bought a sandwich with is money but Henry bought a large packet of sweets and ate them all. يي ؼ ؾ عؼق ثكز ث ظ. ظ پكؽ ثؽاي ثبؾي ث پبؼى ؼكز ع. بظؼنب ث آ ب وعاؼي پ ظاظ گلذ ب بؼنب ؼا ثب پ هب ثطؽ ع. آ ب يي ر پ ثب ض ظنب ثؽظانز ع. هج اؾ ؼكز ث پبؼى ثؽاي ضؽيع ب بؼ ايكزبظ ع. خی ؿ ثب پ م يي قب ع يچ ضؽيع ا ب ؽي يي پب ذ.ثؿؼگ اؾ نیؽي ي ضؽيع ؼا ض ؼظ After lunch the two boys played in the park with their ball. Then Henry wanted to go home because he was feeling sick. He had eaten so many sweets. When they got home his mother put him in bed without any dinner and told him that it was wrong to eat sweets for lunch.

16 15 ثؼع اؾ ب بؼ پكؽ ب ظؼ پبؼى ثب ر پهب ثبؾي ؽظ ع. قپف ؽي ض اقذ ث ض ثؽ ثؽاي اي ازكب ؽي ي ي ؽظ. نیؽي ي بي ضی ي ؾيبظي ض ؼظ ث ظ. هزي ؼكز ع ض بظؼل ثع یچ نب ي ث ؼضزط اة كؽقزبظ ث ا گلذ ض ؼظ نیؽي ي ثؽاي ب بؼ.انزجب ث ظ Mr Edwards likes singing very much, but he is very bad at it. He went to dinner at a friend's house last week, and there were some other guests there too. They had a good dinner, and then the hostess went to Mr Edwards and said 'You can sing, Peter. Please sing us something.' Mr 'Edwards was very happy, and he began to sing an old song about the mountains of Spain. The guests listened to it for a few minutes and then one of the guests began to cry. She was a small woman and had dark hair and very dark eyes. One of the other guests went to her, put his hand on her back and said, 'Please don't cry. Are you Spanish?' Another young man asked, 'Do you love Spain?' 'No,' she answered, 'I'm not Spanish, and I've never been to Spain. I'm a singer, and I love music!' آهبي اظ اؼظ ض ا عگي ؼا ضی ي ظ قذ ظانذ ي ظؼ آ ضی ي ثع ث ظ. لز ي گػنز ثؽاي نب ث ضب ي ظ قزم ؼكذ ظؼ آ دب. ی ب ب ظيگؽي یؿ ث ظ ع آ ب نب ض ثي ظانز ع پف اؾ آ ضب یؿثب ث ق ذ آهبي اظ اؼظ ؼكذ گلذ 6 پیزؽ ن ب ير ا یع ثط ا یع. طلب چیؿي ثؽاي ب.ثط ا یع آهبي اظ اؼظ ضی ي ض نسب ث ظ ا نؽ ع ث ض ا ع يي آ گ هعي ي ظؼ ؼظ بي اقپب یب ؽظ. ی ب ب ثؽاي چ ع ظهیو ث آ.گ ل ظاظ ع قپف ي ي اؾ ی ب ب نؽ ع ث گؽي ؽظ. ا ؾ چ ي ث ظ بي ه ي چه بي ضی ي ه ي ظانذ ي ي ظيگؽ اؾ ی ب ب ث ق ي ا ؼكذ ظقذ ض ظ ؼا ثؽ پهذ ا گػانذ گلذ 6 طلب گؽي یع. آيب ن ب اقپب یبيي كزیع ؽظ خ ا ظيگؽي پؽقیع 6 آيب ن ب اقپب یب ؼا ظ قذ ظاؼيع!ا )آ ؾ ( پبقص ظاظ 6 اقپب یبيي یكز ؽگؿ ظؼ اقپب یب ج ظ ا. يي ض ا ع ا قیوي ؼا ظ قذ ظاؼ A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!? " he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain t back outside by the time I finish, I m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!. Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas? The cowboy turned back and said, I had to walk home. گب چؽا ي اؼظ ن ؽ نع ثؽاي نیع چیؿي بؼ يي ب ضب ايكزبظ. ثعثطزب كب ي ظؼ آ ن ؽ ؾ عگي ي ؽظ ع ػبظد ثعي ظانز ع قؽ ث قؽ ؿؽيج ب ي گػانز ع. هزي ا )گب چؽا ( نیع ي ال ؼا ر ب ؽظ ز خ نع اقجم ظؾظيع نع.اقذ ا ث بك ثؽگهذ ب ؽا اق س ال ؼا ظؼ آ ؼظ ق ذ ثبال گؽكذ ثبالي قؽل گؽكذ ثع یچ گب ي ث قوق ي گ ن یي ؽظ. ا ثب رؼدت ضی ي وزعؼا كؽيبظ ؾظ 6» عا يي اؾ ن ب آظ بي ثع اقت ظؾظيع!!«كي پبقطي عاظ.»ثكیبؼ ض ة يي آة خ ظيگ یط ؼ رب هزي آ ؼا ر ب ي اقج ثؽ گؽظظ بؼي ؼا ظؼ رگؿا ا دب ظاظ ا دب ي ظ! ظ قذ عاؼ آ بؼي ؼ ظؼ رگؿا ا دب ظاظ ؼ ا دب ثع!«ثؼ ي اؾ اكؽاظ ض ظن خ غ خ ؼ ؽظ. آ ؽظ ثؽ جن زؽكم آة خ ظيگؽي نیع ثیؽ ؼكذ اقجم ث قؽخبيم ثؽگهز ث ظ. اقجم ؼ ؾي ؽظ ث ق ذ ضبؼج اؾ ن ؽ ؼكذ. بك چي ث آؼا ي اؾ بك.ثیؽ آ ع پؽقیع 6 ي ؼكین هج اؾ اي ثؽي ثگ ظؼ رگؿا چ ارلبهي اكزبظ گب چؽا ثؽگهذ گلذ 6 دج ؼ نع پیبظ ثؽ ض Miss Green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she said, 'I don't like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom's very small, and the cupboard's very big. I'm going to put it in a bigger room.' But the cupboard was very heavy,

17 16 and Miss Green was not very strong. She went to two of her neighbors and said, 'Please carry the cupboard for me.' Then she went and made some tea for them. The two men carried the heavy cupboard out of Miss Green's bedroom and came to the stairs. One of them was in front of the cupboard, and the other was behind it. They pushed and pulled for a long time, and then they put the cupboard down. 'Well,' one of the men said to the other, 'we're never going to get this cupboard upstairs.' 'Upstairs?' the other man said. 'Aren't we taking it downstairs?' ضب گؽي بثی ذ ق گی ي ظؼ اربم ض اثم ظانذ. ي ه ج گػنز گلذ 6 بثی ذ اربم ظاض اربم ض اث ؼا ظ قذ عاؼ. اربم ض اث ضی ي چي بثی ذ ضی ي ثؿؼگ. ي ض ا اي ) بثی ذ( ؼا ظؼ اربم ثؿؼگ رؽي هؽاؼ ظ. ا ب بثی ذ ضی ي ق گی ث ظ ضب گؽي ضی ي ه ي ج ظ. ا پیم ظ رب اؾ كبي بيم ؼكذ گلذ 6 طلب بثی ذ ؼا ثؽاي ز یع. ثؼع ا ؼكذ رب ثؽاي آ ب چبي ظؼقذ. ع آ ظ ؽظ آ بثی ذ ق گی ؼا اؾ اربم ض اة ضب گؽي ثیؽ آ ؼ ع ث ق ي پ ب ؼكز ع. ي ي اؾ آ ب ظؼ خ ي بثی ذ ث ظ ظيگؽي ظؼ.پیهذ بثی ذ. آ ب ثؽاي عد ال ي ) بثی ذ ؼا( ظاظ هیع ع قپف بثی ذ ؼا ؾ ی گػانز ع.ي ي اؾ ؽظ ب ث ظيگؽي گلذ 6 ض ة ب ي ر ا ی بثی ذ ؼا ث ثبالي پ ب ثجؽي. ؽظ ظيگؽ گلذ 6 ثبالي پ ب گؽ ي ض ا ی آ ؼا پبيی ثجؽي George was sixty years old, and he was ill. He was always tired, and his face was always very red. He did not like doctors, but last month his wife said to him, 'don t be stupid, George. Go and see Doctor Brown. George said, 'No,' but last week he was worse, and he went to the doctor. Dr Brown examined him and then said to him, 'You drink too much. Stop drinking whisky, and drink milk.' George liked whisky, and he did not like milk. 'I'm not a baby!' he always said to his wife. Now he looked at Dr Brown and said, 'But drinking milk is dangerous, doctor. The doctor laughed and said, 'Dangerous? How can drinking milk be dangerous? 'Well, doctor,' George said, 'it killed one of my best friends last year.' The doctor laughed again and said, 'How did it do that?' 'The cow fell on him,' George said. خؽج ن ذ قب ؽي ث ظ. ا یه ضكز ث ظ ي ؼد ا یه هؽ ؿ ث ظ. ا اؾ ظ زؽ ب ض نم ي آ ع ا ب ب گػنز. كؽل ث ا گلذ 6 از ن ه خؽج. ثؽ پیم ظ زؽ ثؽ ا.خؽج گلذ 6. ا ب لز ي گػنز ا ثعرؽ نع ث ظ زؽ ؼكذ.ظ زؽ ثؽ ا ا ؼا ؼبي ؽظ ث ي گلذ 6 ن ب ضی ي ي نیع. ظيگؽ يك ي نیع نیؽ ث نیع.!خؽج يك ي ظ قذ ظانذ نیؽ ظ قذ عانذ. ا یه ث كؽل ي گلذ 6 ثچ یكز.زبال ث ظ زؽ ثؽ ا گب ؽظ گلذ 6 ا ب ظ زؽ ض ؼظ نیؽ ضطؽ بى اقذ

18 17 ظ زؽ ض عيع گلذ 6 ضطؽ بى ض ؼظ نیؽ چگ ي ر ضطؽ بى ثبن.خؽج گلذ 6 ظؼقز ظ زؽ قب گػنز ي ي اؾ ث زؽي ظ قزب هذ (ظ زؽ ظ ثبؼ ض عيع گلذ 6 چط ؼي )چط ؼي اي بؼ ؽظ.خؽج گلذ 6 گب اكزبظ ؼ ي ا Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, 'You can go into the town this afternoon, but first I'm going to inspect you. Fred came to the officer, and the officer said to him, 'Your hair's very long. Go to the barber and then come back to me again. Fred ran to the barber's shop, but it was closed because it was Saturday. Fred was very sad for a few minutes, but then he smiled and went back to the officer. 'Are my boots clean now, sir?' he asked. The officer did not look at Fred's hair. He looked at his boots and said, 'Yes, they're much better now. You can go out. And next week, first clean your boots, and then come to me!' كؽظ قؽثبؾ خ ا ي ظؼ يي پبظگب ثؿؼگ ث ظ. آ ب یه ظؼ لز ضی ي قطذ بؼ ي ؽظ ع ا ب آ ؼ ؾ ن ج ث ظ ي قؽثبؾا.آؾاظ ث ظ ع ث بثؽاي اككؽنب ث آ ب گلذ 6 ا ؽ ؾ ثؼعاؾظ ؽ ن ب ير ا یع ث ظاض ن ؽ ثؽ يع ا ب ا يض ا اؾ ن ب ثبؾظيع.كؽظ ث ق ي اككؽ ؼكذ اككؽ ث ا گلذ 6 بي ن ب ثكیبؼ ث ع اقذ ث آؼايمگب ثؽ ظ ثبؼ پیم ثؽگؽظ.كؽظ ث آؼايمگب ؼكذ ي ثكز ث ظ چ آ ؼ ؾ ن ج ث ظ. كؽظ ثؽاي چ ع ظهیو بؼازذ نع ا ب ثؼع ض عيع ث ق ي اككؽ ثؽگهذ.ا )كؽظ( پؽقیع 6 هؽثب ا پ ری بي ر یؿ نع ع اككؽ ث بي كؽظ گب ؽظ. ا ث پ ری بي كؽظ گب ؽظ گلذ 6 ث ضی ي ث زؽ نع ع. ن ب ير ا ي ثؽ ي. لز ي ثؼع ا.!پ ری بي ض ظ ؼا ر یؿ ثؼع اؾ آ پیم ثیب Destiny During a momentous battle, a Japanese general decided to attack even though his army was greatly outnumbered. He was confident they would win, but his men were filled with doubt. On the way to the battle, they stopped at a religious shrine. After praying with the men, the general took out a coin and said, "I shall now toss this coin. If it is heads, we shall win. If it is tails we shall lose." "Destiny will now reveal itself." He threw the coin into the air and all watched intently as it landed. It was heads. The soldiers were so overjoyed and filled with confidence that they vigorously attacked the enemy and were victorious. After the battle. a lieutenant remarked to the general, "No one can change destiny." "Quite right," the general replied as he showed the lieutenant the coin, which had heads on both sides. قؽ نذ

19 18 ظؼ جؽظی قؽ نذ قبؾ ژ ؽا ی ژاپ ی ر ی گؽكذ ثب خ ظ قؽثبؾا ثكیبؼ ؾیبظل ز ک ع. ط ئ ث ظ ک پیؽ ؾ ی.ن ع ا ب قؽثبؾا م رؽظیع ظانز ع ظ ظ ث ظ ع ظؼ كیؽ یعا جؽظ ظؼ ؼجعی وع ر هق کؽظ ع. ثؼع اؾ كؽی ظػب ک ؽا قؽثبؾا م ا دب نع ژ ؽا قک ای ظؼ آ ؼظ گلذ 6 "."قک ؼا ث ا پؽربة ض ا کؽظ اگؽ ؼ آ ع ی ثؽی ا ب اگؽ نیؽ ثیبیع نکكذ ض ا ی ض ؼظ."قؽ نذ ض ظ هطى ض ا ع کؽظ" قک ؼا ث ا پؽربة کؽظ گی هزبهب ر بنب کؽظ ع رب هزی ک ثؽ ؼ ی ؾ ی اكزبظ. ؼ ث ظ. قؽثبؾا اؾ كؽ نبظی اؾ ض ظ ثی ض ظ.نع ع کب ال ا ی ب پیعا کؽظ ع ثب هعؼد ث ظن ز کؽظ ع پیؽ ؾ نع ع "(ثؼع اؾ خ گ قز ا ی ث ژ ؽا گلذ 6 "قؽ نذ ؼا ز ا رییؽ ظاظ)ا زطبة کؽظ ثب یک قک."ژ ؽا ظؼ زب ی ک قک ای ک ظ ؽف آ ؼ ث ظ ؼا ث قز ا هب ی ظاظ خ اة ظاظ 6 " کب ال زن ثب ن بقذ Success - Socrates A young man asked Socrates the secret of success. Socrates told the young man to meet him near the river the next morning. They met. Socrates asked the young man to walk with him into the river. When the water got up to their neck, Socrates took the young man by surprise and swiftly ducked him into the water. The boy struggled to get out but Socrates was strong and kept him there until the boy started turning blue. Socrates pulled the boy s head out of the water and the first thing the young man did was to gasp and take a deep breath of air. Socrates asked him, "what did you want the most when you were there?" The boy replied, "Air". Socrates said, "That is the secret of success! When you want success as badly as you wanted the air, then you will get it!" There is no other secret. كویذ قوؽا ؽظ خ ا ی اؾ قوؽا ؼ ؿ كویذ ؼا پؽقیع ک چیكذ. قوؽا ث ؽظ خ ا گلذ ک يجر ؼ ؾ ثؼع ث ؿظیکی ؼ ظضب ثیبیع. ؽ ظ زب ؽ نع ع. قوؽا اؾ ؽظ خ ا ض اقذ ک ؽا ا اؼظ ؼ ظضب ن ظ. هزی اؼظ ؼ ظضب نع ع آة ث ؾیؽ گؽظ هب ؼقیع قوؽا ثب ؾیؽ.آة ثؽظ قؽ ؽظ خ ا ا ؼا نگلذ ؾظ کؽظ ؽظ رالل ی کؽظ رب ض ظ ؼا ؼ ب ک ع ا ب قوؽا ه ی رؽ ث ظ ا ؼا رب ؾ ب ی ک ؼ گ ي ؼرم کج ظ نع سک گب ظانذ. قوؽا قؽ ؽظ.خ ا ؼا اؾ آة ضبؼج کؽظ ا ی کبؼی ک ؽظ خ ا ا دب ظاظ کهیع یک لف ػ ین ث ظ "قوؽا اؾ ا پؽقیع " ظؼ آ ؼیذ ر ب چیؿی ک ی ض اقزی چ ث ظ " پكؽ خ اة ظاظ 6 " ا قوؽا گلذ 6 " ای ؼاؾ كویذ اقذ! اگؽ ب ط ؼ ک ا ؼا ی ض اقزی ظؼ خكزد ی كویذ ثبنی ثعقزم ض ا ی آ ؼظ" ؼ ؿ.ظیگؽی خ ظ عاؼظ Fred works in a factory. He does not have a wife, and he gets quite a lot of money every week. He loves cars, and has a new one every year. He likes driving very fast, and he always buys small, fast, red cars. He sometimes takes his mother out in them, and then she always says, 'But, Fred, why do you drive these cars? We're almost sitting on the road!' كؽظ ظؼ يي بؼضب بؼ ي ع. ا كؽي عاؼظ ؽ لز پ ض ثي ث ظقذ ي آ ؼظ. ا ث بنی ب ػاله ع اقذ ؽ قب يي بنی خعيع ي ضؽظ. ا ؼا عگي ثب قؽػذ ثبال ؼا ظ قذ ظاؼظ یه بنی بي چي قؽيغ هؽ ؿ ؼا ي ضؽظ. ا ثؼ ي اؾ هذ ب بظؼ ض ظ ؼا ثب آ ث ثیؽ ي ثؽظ ا ) بظؼل( یه ي گ يع»ا ب كؽظ چؽا ر ثب اي بنی ب ؼا عگي ي ي ا گبؼ «! ب ؼ خبظ هكز اي When Fred laughs and is happy. He likes being very near the road.